July 17, 2007
Horsey Tries To Commit Suicide
Well, it's very sad that I have to report this, as I'm sure Jessica Levy might even shed half a tear upon reading it, but it is indeed my grim duty to inform those who frequent these pages that Horsey attempted suicide the other day. We've decided to take precautions against such a horrendous event happening again by wrapping Horsey up in a sock, as you can see below. I'm sure Jessica will approve of our precautionary measures.
In other news, we went on a long hard bike ride Sunday afternoon. The weather was perfect and the view was amazingly spectacular! I blew up at one point because I couldn't keep up with Tiff, but other than that it was really a fantastic trip. We'll have to do it again sometime soon.
Maybe you ought to explain to your dear readers why Horsey is missing a snout!
I cannot believe that you wrapped Horsey in a smelly sock! And pray tell, just how, exactly, did an inanimate object attempt suicide?? I smell a whiff of attempted murder here.
Posted by: Jessica at July 18, 2007 10:39 AMNot surprised about the bike ride. You can't hold yourself up to Tiffany's athleticism. She's in a league of her own, beyond most of us mere mortals! (And she's been doing it since she was young.)
Posted by: Jessica at July 18, 2007 10:41 AMI am certainly mortal. Shane just forgot to mention the part when I couldn't keep up with him. And yeah - it was really scary with horsey. He was just leaning out of the window, really missing you and trying to get closer to California when we had to restrain him. God knows what he'll do next . . .
Posted by: Tiffany at July 18, 2007 11:57 AMThat's a clean sock, thank you very much!
Posted by: Shane at July 18, 2007 4:40 PMSorry, it's a little too "up close and personal" with Shane's fuzzy sock for me to enjoy.
As per Tiffany's comment on my "the rest of us are 'mere' mortals" statement. You are mortal. Sure. Whatever. Fine. You can just do a hell of a lot more, athletically, with your body.
Also, it doesn't sound like you have your story with Horsey straight. You call it an attempted suicide, but then say he was "trying to get closer to California". Seems like he wouldn't want to take the plunge to his own doom, then? Seems like he still has an ounce of hope, in WHICH case HORSEY DID NOT WANT TO DIE. This was ATTEMPTED MURDER! Go on, tell the world why Horsey is minus a snout!
Posted by: Jessica at July 18, 2007 5:21 PM